Pasta King

The pasta king is the title given to the person that can eat the most pasta. The pasta king can eat more pasta than you. If you give him pasta to eat, it will not be enough pasta. He can eat so much pasta.

Retaining his throne for the 12th straight year by eating more pasta than his challenger, the Pasta King celebrated by eating more pasta.

by Yarnaby Jones July 14, 2009

pasta obscura

a pasta dish with unrecognisable ingredients normally found in large scale self-service kitchens. can also be applied to road-trip, find cusine or campsite meal planning using any kind of pasta to build a quick meal.

Jessy: Is that the Lasangne?

Mick: No, that's the pasta obscura.

by voster August 9, 2009

pastaplegia

Food coma specifically caused by intake of a large portion of pasta.

Dude1: "You want to go out?"

Dude2: "No, way. After that huge plate of spaghetti carbonara I've got a bad case of pastaplegia. I can't get off the couch."

by Garvis June 14, 2011

pasta attorney

An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.

"This pasta attorney helped me get out of a DUI and all I did was make him some spaghetti!"

by pasta_attorney_client February 14, 2013

Pasta tubed

When you get so drunk you end up on a drive way throwing up whole pieces of pasta.

Elle was so pasta tubed last night!

by Deanyounger June 18, 2014

Pasta Burner

A somewhat derogatory term used to describe Ducati motorcycles, and all other motorcycles produced in Italy. It is a term based off of "Rice Burners", or what Japanese bikes were referred to as in the 1980's by riders of American motorcycles, particularly Harley Davidson bikes.

I was thinking about buying a pasta burner, but I can't afford the $3000 set of matching leathers.

by trickytophat September 19, 2014

Pistachio Poltergeist

A being that eats pistachio's, then proceeds to throw the shell at you.

Peanut Fairy

What the hell was that?
Judging by this pistachio shell, it was the pistachio poltergeist.

by Flynnard January 14, 2016