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Butterfly Position

When a woman sits back on her heels with knees spread apart on the floor. Especially when she has a dress or skirt on which flies out in front of her.
One example, but not a good one is Taylor Swift's debut album cover. A better example is Donna Summer's album cover, I Feel love. In Taylor Swift's pose her knees are not as far apart as is usually defined as the butterfly position. Donna Summer poses with knees wide apart but is not sitting on her heels. Both are still variations of the butterfly position.
by Paul? could be. June 5, 2019
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The Bronx Position

The only posoition in which it is possible to see the back of one's dick.
Yo, that bitch had me in the Bronx Position, now I need a change of pants.
by Dick Taint August 3, 2009
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The Noah Position

You get your nearest bi-sexual friend and shit in his mouth. Then You Fuck his penis hole.
"Last night I did the Noah Position on him"
"no WAY"
by I LOVE UGG BOOTS April 28, 2010
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sex death positioning scale

An arbitrary way of 'scoring' your life and determining whether you are enjoying a good time or in a 'trough.'

Nominally, death may correspond to -10 where 0 or below indicates psychological distress. A score below -10 is possible if you are so suicidal you havent got the energy to go through with the act. (DONT DO IT CALL THE SAMARITANS!)

A score of 25 indicates sex, with 35 mindblowingly good sex.
How are you?

I'm 17 on the sex death positioning scale!
by mids99 September 13, 2009
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Baked Chicken Position

Being snuggled up in bed - warm and toasty - on your back like a baked chicken in an oven or in one of those plastic to go containers at the grocery store.
It's after 9pm - that guy is not awake. He's in bed in the baked chicken position.
by meinnc2011 January 10, 2011
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Picard position

The two-handed facepalm position made famous by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. For use in cases of intense disappointment, soul-wrenching ethical distress, or upon witnessing profound fail.
When Wesley failed his drive test for the ninth time, his mom promptly assumed the Picard position.
by Martin Wandering May 10, 2011
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fecal position

Noun

1. Similar to a standing "fetal position", it's when you can tell somebody has to take a crap by the manner in which they are standing.
"The fecal position is a little hunched and a little crouched with an expression of discomfort."
by billebllunt May 9, 2014
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