1.The only reason I go to work.
2.The only judicial system a country needs
If you've had your arse kicked by the police.....you fucking well deserved it.....and you know it.
2.The only judicial system a country needs
If you've had your arse kicked by the police.....you fucking well deserved it.....and you know it.
1.Child molester "I have rights you know"
Me - "Yeah you do indeed...the right to taste my side handle baton ....MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
2.Bleeding heart liberal " boo hoo, we don't like police because we are smelly, uneducated, arts students who piss and moan all day"
Me - "Well fuck off to China and see you you like their police brutality"
Me - "Yeah you do indeed...the right to taste my side handle baton ....MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
2.Bleeding heart liberal " boo hoo, we don't like police because we are smelly, uneducated, arts students who piss and moan all day"
Me - "Well fuck off to China and see you you like their police brutality"
by 5-0 January 20, 2008
Get the Police Brutalitymug. Robber 1- Whats the police code?
Robber 2- 211
Robber 1- So when im done with the bank, ill text u 211 if the cops are coming
Robber 2- ight
Robber 2- 211
Robber 1- So when im done with the bank, ill text u 211 if the cops are coming
Robber 2- ight
by the211afterme January 24, 2018
Get the police codemug. Me: I sure hope the fun police stays in his room today.
Clint: I'm thinking he has some knives to sharpen.
Clint: I'm thinking he has some knives to sharpen.
by Matt Honcho August 11, 2008
Get the fun policemug. Average citizens, whom act like their job warrants being an asshole. Those who will pull over a person for holding a phone, but will drive around all day staring at a laptop installed in their car. They pretend to be friendly, or will be disrespectful when they find out your not "el jefe" possessing quantity narcotics to bring home to mommy/daddy chief for a pat on their butt. They enable their sirens/lights to pass others, because they are above the law and can speed to take a shit or get home in time to jerk off. Police officers are also morons who screw up something as simple as a drug bust, by wasting tax dollars by arresting drug users instead of busting the dealers, due to the courage required to enter an area that has high traffic of crime. They also believe their comradery is above all else and that their job involves the ultimate heterosexual friendship, while maintaining that friendship to make citizens driving above or (can not stress this enough on personal experience) BELOW 10 MPH of the speed limit, a living hell; all while demoralizing their fellow humans by acting they are better than everyone. Anyone saying that you will call on those people you despise for help, are also known as cop-suckers. (Please refer to seperate definition of term). The day police treat everyone equal, will be the day when this world will be a better place. Please note, date most likely correlated with the day hell freezes over/farmers call in to state their livestock can fly.
This police officer pretended to be my friend to try and manipulate me into forfeiting my rights so that he can freely search my property, only to find no contraband.
While expressing my rights to the 4th amendment, a police officer became irrate and decided to extend his reach of the law by using my, and other's tax dollars to obtain an unnecessary warrant. This ultimately led me to laugh when seeing the police officer's dissapointment when he/she could not arrest me for anything as a result.
While expressing my rights to the 4th amendment, a police officer became irrate and decided to extend his reach of the law by using my, and other's tax dollars to obtain an unnecessary warrant. This ultimately led me to laugh when seeing the police officer's dissapointment when he/she could not arrest me for anything as a result.
by Evryday sitisin October 20, 2019
Get the Police officermug. people who try to police other identities. they are often very condescending, and have very little respect for those who do not fit their idea of the term.
bob: hi. im a pansexual with a bit of a leaning towards guys.
mary: omgggg! no ur not!!! ur gay!!!! stop appr opriating my sexua lity!!!1!!
joe: ignore her. she's just an identity police.
mary: omgggg! no ur not!!! ur gay!!!! stop appr opriating my sexua lity!!!1!!
joe: ignore her. she's just an identity police.
by egg-vevo May 6, 2014
Get the identity policemug. In December 17, 1997 two police officers killed a black motorist. The 31 year old Johnny Gammage died of compression to the neck or chest as the police officers pushed him face down on the pavement of the highway. The police did this for no reason at all. And of course they did this to him intentionally because this happened at night when no one else was around. Plus those officers walked off free. Yes if you didnt know the story that you just read is TRUE!
by Monkey Rage February 21, 2004
Get the Police Brutalitymug. A citizen, who doesn't work for the police. Someone you may have known well, but they're just after you. They tell the police everything about you and your friends. They give the police any evidence they might have found or that you may have sold to them- drugs, weapons, etc.. These are the ones that can't be trusted.
I sold some drugs to my old friend John back in February. Then the police arrested me at my house 2 months later for a distribution charge. TRUST NO ONE.
by fuck you bitch April 9, 2005
Get the police informermug.