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piptard

Only applicable on the coolest fora ever:
A fucktard, but the word fuck has been replaced with the word pip, due to annoying censors.
"James Blunt is a piptard."

"You're such a fucking piptard."
by Apparatus October 21, 2007
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Pity Hangs

Pity hangs is when you hang out with someone purely because you feel bad for them.
Bill: Yo Nick, you hung out with Jeff the other day??
Nick: Yeah, I gave him some pity hangs; I didn't want him to kill himself, ya know.
by Cableguy22 August 9, 2009
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pitypeeps

The crowd attracted by the suffering of an individual. Or, the people who feel sorry for someone who must be quite lonely.
Playing frisbee by myself managed to bring in enough pitypeeps to get a nice game of ultimate going.
by JayBirdQ September 4, 2009
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Pity for Titty

when someone chooses to accept back a partner (boyfriend or girlfriend) for two reasons:
1) Pity: (The nice guy routine) They feel sorry for the partner so they choose to accept them back for the sole purpose of making them feel better.
2) Titty: Probably one of the only good things that could come out of this pity filled relationship, is the titty, cuz the nice person gets some.

Thing is that after this happens you're basically stuck in the pity loop which means that eventually they will just realize that they dont really like each other and its just out of pity, and so (read beginning of this paragraph)
ps. its called a loop for a reason.
Girlfriend gets mad, dumps individual, comes back crying. Individual (the nice guy) feels bad so they accept them back. In turn, they get "Pity for Titty".
by Ukrainiak May 28, 2010
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Pity Farmer

A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
by T-3PO January 24, 2011
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pity pay

When you're out with some bitch on a first date and you know there won't be a second date.
I felt bad thinking she didn't have any money so I took the check and did a pity pay. -A Imps
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pitypataphysics

Pitypataphysics a newly coined term:
Pataphysics examines imaginary phenomena that exist in a world beyond metaphysics.
There is nothing imaginary about PityPataphysics which is beyond physics, metaphysics and pataphysics, because it is more real than real. At it's center core is consciousness which is more concrete and real than a cement block which is seen as a projection of consciousness as consciousness is seen as a projection of the cement block from the block's point of view. They create each other in a non-separated undivided manner. Each is like a whirlpool in a unified stream.
Jane was a pitypatphysics practitioner. She knew that if everyone practiced pitypataphysics war and it's underlying concept of duality would disappear.
by fred ressler July 31, 2017
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