ping

The latency between host and client, measured in milliseconds. This refers to the time it takes for a data packet to be received at the other end.
BUT, in Counter-Strike as described in the Reaps Excuse book 2002, awarded best excuses of the year. This is an abused term to describe the reasons of death.

(Dead)Reaps: OMFG MY PING FS!
(Dead)Reaps: would have 0wnd you if I had cable honest.

by Shadey May 27, 2003

Ping Zing

Whilst in the 69 position, the man asks his female counterpart whether or not she smells something. Upon asking the question, the male farts and the flatchalant is directly inserted into the womens nose. The man holds the girls head in place with his knees so she cannot escape. One can then smack the girls ass and say " PING ZING!"

I ping zinged that bitch

by Eric West April 3, 2008

Pingaz

Pingaz are the best jaw swinging fuckers to pop at school and work with junkies

FunkyIceJunky: oi Captain wanna go get some pingaz and chew on our faces at school ya dropkick
Capped up Captain: Fukn oath ya junky lets make some zinger pinger jaw swingers and munch on our faces untill we drop

by Funkyicejunky April 2, 2020

Spuggy Ping-Pong

A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.

I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.

by Allan Bent November 1, 2014

30 pinger

A player with good ping in Roblox Assassin. In most cases, it's an NAE player that mass peeks, mostly in Competitive Mode.

eu player: smh i hate delay. stupid 120 ping.
asian player: kid i have 230 ping.
nae: lol i got 30.
asian: ew 30 pinger kid

by roblox assassin dictionary July 2, 2021

Wet Noodle Ping-Pong

When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.

Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.

by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011

Ping Abuse

A term that sore losers use as a reason to why they get killed in a melee battle. Mostly used in the game Minecraft.

OMG HOW THE FUCK DID HE KILL ME! I CALL PING ABUSE! ping

by xDripples October 3, 2014