banana phone

The best phone in the whole world because you don't need quarters or dimes...all ou need is to peel the banana to reach a friend.

I am so fucking cool, i use a banana phone.

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes.

ring ring ring ring banana phone

by MagNikMel April 29, 2005

Phone Cuddle

Lying in bed with one's partner (on the phone with them because you can't be together irl) and pillowtalking or falling asleep with them.

Brynn and I phone cuddle every night before falling asleep.

by Ashley August 10, 2004

Dumb phone

A cellular telephone that has the capabilities of...well a telephone

Tech saavy douche: Thank God I don' have a dumb phone so I can go on Facebook and play Angry Birds on this road trip, otherwise I might have had to interact with other people.

Real person: **sigh**

by lolocaust21 June 9, 2011

1% phone battery

Basically, death.

Omg! I have 1% phone battery. I need a charger or I'm gonna die!!!!!!!😱

by RATCHETFAMRCDCCSDAM May 21, 2016

phone rape

verb. the act of randomly touching stuff on the touchscreen of someone's phone so that in messes up whatever they were doing.

I was playing Angry Birds when suddenly James phone raped me and made me lose.

by bookwork696969 April 5, 2011

cell phone

A completely portable and wireless phone which is supposed to be usable just about anywhere. In reality, though, these pieces of shit usually drop calls, fade in and out, or make the person on the other end sound like they are talking under water. However, people still love these phones because using them in public makes these insecure dumb fucks feel important. These irritating douchebags will usually raise their voice 2-3 times higher than their normal speaking voice so you can hear them from across the room easier than you can hear the person sitting next to you. They also turn the customizable ringtone (usually a 5 minute song) up as high as possible so everyone can hear it. (Putting the phone on vibrate doesn't let them feel important by announcing to the whole room that someone is calling.)

That douchebag in the library has been pissing me off by talking loud on his cell phone for half an hour. The next time his cell phone rings, it will be coming from inside his ass.

by MrFranklin July 1, 2006

phonebook manga

A slang term for the weekly manga magazines which are quite common in Japan and nerd specialty stores. These weekly manga are considerably huge and used use thin paper similar to that found in phonebooks, hence the name "Phonebook Manga".

You'd have a lot more space in this room if you threw away some of those phonebook mangas.

by MBorel July 15, 2003