Ploofis

When you accidentally remember your troglodyte of a son blew up his nutsack with a hammer again

Honey, he ploofis again. I think it’s time to rip his face off, this time for good.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov November 23, 2024

ploobldoo

When your poo has to he rushed because somebody else has to use the bathroom

Get out of the bathroom! "Hold on, I'll have to ploobldoo"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024

ploobldoo

When you have to poo and it has to be rushed because someone has to use the bathroom badly

Hurry up in there. I have to go! "Hold on, I'll have to ploobldoo it"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024

ploobldoo

When you have to poop but someone else also has to use the bathroom

Someone else: "Hey do you mind if I use the bathroom first? I have to pee."
You: "Sure go ahead, I guess I'll have to ploobldoo it for now"

by ImAPloobldooer December 17, 2024

Ploob

Someone who is less than adequate. Could also mean a dump.

Holy moly that child is such a ploob. Can’t even get out of his wheelchair.

by hardshunter689 February 4, 2025

plookable

plookable

adjective

1 a robot attractive enough for a human to consider plooking

2 a human attractive enough for a robot to consider plooking

3 a robot attractive enough for another robot or gang of robots to consider plooking

Ava, the female robot from “Ex Machina” is extremely plookable. I could plook her all night long.

If you want to listen to some plookable music then go to suno.com/@theplooker
Find out if you're plookable at plookable.com

by ThePlooker March 2, 2025

plooglet

A toilet, clogged with poo.

The toilet is “plooglet”.

by Bigbenplumber March 8, 2025