penis

1. (n) a lump of flesh that male homosapiens are trained to believe entitles them to more respect and better pay than women.
2. (n) repro organ which males frequently compare sizes of; white males may become upset and attempt to enslave an entire race.
3. (adj) a deragotory name for someone who is being arrogant or stoopid

whiteManSays: i wouldn't know what to do with my time if i wasn't busy trying to oppress developing countries and prove the worth of my penis!

by Lfrey May 9, 2006

penis

Its what i use to fuck my girlfriend!
Something that a girl sucks.

I love to suck ******* penis!!!

by Lame June 21, 2005

penis

"johny, dick, tallywacker, shlong, twig, woody, wedding tackle, one eyed monster, louisville slugger, purple headed yogurt slinger, mushroom head, the cahin, pleasure puller, the real love handle, a mans best friend, Ect."
...and Percy, Willy, Dick, Cock, Knob, Todger, Wang, Schlong, meat mallet, bacon banana, pork sword, one-eyed monster, love rocket, phallus, trouser snake, purple headed trouser snake, serpentine, weenie, johnson, carrot.

Say hello to Junior Johnson.

by king asshat the first October 3, 2003

penis

a hookers paycheck

penis+ nasty hooker = $$$$$

by j-dubbbb June 30, 2008

penis

a magical wand used for pleasurable acts as well as a defence mechanism. Where there is penis, there will be Smokey and Frootloop.

She felt the warm presence of me penis

I managed to fend those negros off at the last second by using my penis

by Smokeeee August 29, 2006

penis

A penis is... MY wang!

mmm tasteyyyy stuff man, tastey stuff!!

by Koala Beer January 20, 2005

penis

A yummy thing to suck on. It tastes delicious. Also the balls are good too. I love to suck on penis. Its wonderful.

Penis's are fun to suck on.

by sal sonny vitale January 16, 2008