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bat penguin

A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR
Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT
by Catrina Stump February 23, 2015
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Midwestern Penguin

The sign at the park says don't feed the Midwestern penguins.
by JacobLovesErica March 13, 2015
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oral penguin

The act of giving or reciveing oral sex while
playing club penguin or eating kid cuisine
Tucker - Zack your retarded

Zack - at least I get oral penguin
by Zack & Tucker August 8, 2016
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penguin herd

Rightfully named for a group of 4-6 women who waddle like penguins but graze hard like a herd of cattle.

They are usually found at the local watering hole once a month to get their feed on.

They are extremely hungry and not afraid to show it.

Only way to qualify as an actual penguin herd is to tip the scales at minimum 1000lbs......Not an easy task!
Stories have also confirmed making eye contact with them will sometimes turn you to stone.
Yo look at that PENGUIN HERD walking in !!!

Did they make weight??

Sure did. Bouncer said they pulled off an astonishing 1100lbs!

What a fucking embarrassment , don't make eye contact bro.

U kidding me, they are gonna be grazing like cattle. I'm calling dibs on that real hefty tart!

Sick u are. I'm doing the rosen walk away . What a farce....
by The squash PUMA November 13, 2016
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fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo
Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.
by Redd2357 November 27, 2019
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lesbian penguin

A female penguin who fucks other female penguin same as a human lesbian technically
Male penguin : hey you see that hot penguin over there
friend of male penguin: wait dude that's a lesbian penguin
Male penguin: fuck
by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019
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lesbian penguin

A female penguin who is a lesbian so it fucks other female penguins so it's kinda like a human lesbian
Male penguin:woah look at that penguin she's hot

Friend of male penguin:don't dude that's a lesbian penguin

Male penguin:FUCK
by Poatatoman69 December 22, 2019
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