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Bi-Patriot

Someone who goes to a different country on vacation that is known for having a large amount of nature (Costa Rica, Peru, Trinidad) and when they get back, criticize every thing about America for being so greedy. This lasts for about two weeks, until they go back to their old ways.
John's being a real Bi-Patriot douche ever since he got back from his Costa Rica trip.
by ireallyhopenooneusedthis May 24, 2011
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Patriot fishing

The social media tactic of putting out content that would make a MAGA patriots dick hard, but make it a little socialist/anti-capitalist
Q: Why did you quote AOC but credit Trump?
A: Patriot fishing- you know they won’t look up who came up with the idea as long as they think it comes from their cult leader and/or wrapped in an American flag
by Iron jawed angel December 16, 2021
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social justice patriot

Noun.

somebody with the passion and heart of a social justice warrior but more intellect and actually pays attention to what's going on. Debates with integrity. Is aware of thier own biases and able to put them aside and listen to alternative points of view.
the rise of social justice warriors led to the rise of social justice Patriots like Jordan Peterson.
by Action Jackson III January 4, 2019
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micro-patriot

An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.
I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.
by PortlandAlarmClocked January 10, 2021
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patriot

a white male American who's 22 and didn't go to college and now realizes he's stuck with Betty from his hometown. And Betty's cool, but she weighs 300 lbs. so the sex is just terrible. I mean it's like you're on a whaling expedition diving deep into the vast unknown of her ass and thighs every time she's "in the mood". and it sucks so bad you're angry enough to overthrow the United States government.
Johnny thought he was a patriot. Turns out he was just mad about his fat wife.
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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Twisted Patriot

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.
Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.
by Hethrikos November 25, 2020
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Patriots

The best team to ever play the game of football led by Tom brady and Julian Edelman
Patriots are the best
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