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patrick stump

Patrick Stump (the leprechaun) is the lead singer from Fall Out Boy with Pete Wentz (werewolf/vampire mix), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk). He's not the best singer in the world but I still get orgasms from listening to him. Pete Wentz looks like a werewolf and who would you rather fuck, a werewolf or a leprechaun? I'd pick the leprechaun.
Patrick: I am a little leprechan and I am so fucking cute!
Pete Wentz: Cool dude.
Me: Patrick lets go make passionate love all night long and I know how you love it when my makeup gets all over your pillowcase.
Pete: Patrick, let my suck your dick dude.
Me: STFU bitch he's mine!

Patrick Stump is cute as shit. He shouldnt lose weight, get rid of those sideburns, or sing clearly because all of those things make him super cute! lmao
by LeprechaunLover December 14, 2008
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Patrick shwavy

When you get soo fucked up that you do some really dumb shit, that you still regret/get embarrassed till this very day
"Man I got so Patrick shwavy last night I said something to a kid with the downies in a scooby doo voice"
"Whatcha say man?"
"RUH ROH RAGGY RETARD!!
by Faggete December 17, 2019
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Patrick Stewart

Patrick Stewart is a medical condition that if contracted, results in chronic pubic alopecia (permanent loss of the pubes).
Tammy reluctantly relieved herself in a Port-A-John in the parking lot of a Dio concert and found she had caught a case of Patrick Stewart from the toilet seat. Her boyfriend Ronny will no longer be her “Holy Diver” as she had patchy pubes.
by Burt R August 13, 2008
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patrick mcguinness

A brilliant British comedian who co-wrote and appeared in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and also had starring roles in Phoenix Nights and That Peter Kay Thing.
"Is he chinese?" "No I only had' yellow crayon"

"And I'll do your dentist a favour and knock them bastards out"
by Drinkup July 19, 2005
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Patrick

He is mean to his siblings but is known to be a good friend, crushes anything that is competitive, and is a girl magnet.
"Patrick is the best boyfriend ever"......

" are you sure cause last time I checked he is the WORST brother ever ."
by DJ pumpkin January 22, 2017
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Patrick

by Bao February 19, 2019
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Patrick Star

A dumbass who just sits there doing absolutely nothing, drools in his sleep, and annoys Squidward with Spongebob
Spongebob: Patrick wanna go jellyfishing?
Patrick Star: Ok (starts sleeping and drooling).
by A fucking dousebag at school September 20, 2019
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