Parking Lot Pouncer

A man, who during a meeting or date, does not gives signs of sexual interest. When he walks you to your car, he pounces with unexpected physical contact.

We had a very pleasant lunch meeting. After, the Parking Lot Pouncer walked me to my car, and then all of a sudden started with the grabbing and kissing.

by Mamahipster April 16, 2012

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Parking on the Grass

(verb) (from Latin decent) One who bakes their brains out and forgets to pass the pot.

Ex: "Hey you! Stop Parking on the grass WE WANNA GET HIGH!"

by "The Yeast of your Worries" September 8, 2013

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Pravinology

The use of random sounds in the middle of texting for no apparent reason.

"Bloop"

That sounds like pravinology.

by Hdnakcnf December 15, 2015

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Parking spot vultures may often converge in droves of three cars or more, waiting ten or more minutes to get a spot in a parking lot. Parking spot vultures do not like to walk long distances or find another lot. They hover in the same lot, and even vigilantly look to see when a person is going to get in their car, so they can grab that spot. This happens in mall lots, supermarket lots, and other tight places where parking is a premium.

Wow. I thought I would never make it to the library. As soon as I entered the lot, there was a parking spot vulture in front of me, waiting to grab the last parking spot. I ended up parking on a side street and walking.

by boggler April 16, 2016

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