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Promise

louis: Promise
*18 months later directioners are crying*
by lora08 April 14, 2022
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Promise

Promise Is Fucking Your Mom
by Bromix November 22, 2021
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Promise

A girl who is very pretty but doesn't believe it herself. She is usually a girly girl who plays sports. She wears tons and tons of makeup but doesn't need it. Even though her name is Promise it doesn't mean she can keep a promise.
Look at that girl over there, she must be a promise.
by Yourgirllove25 August 4, 2017
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Stockholm Promise

I think I coined a new term... you know when someone agrees to something but the ducks, dives and avoids messages or conversations about it? It is particularly common here in Stockholm, Sweden among the musicians and just people in general. I call it this the "Stockholm Promise".
Yeah he did the old Stockholm Promise by saying "we should grab a beer/coffee/whatever next week" and then disappears for next X months
by inga.tjejer.bara.slayer June 8, 2024
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getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
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puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.
"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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Promise Ring

A ring that a boy typically gives a girl to show how committed they are to them. It’s a promise for the future that they will still be together and no matter what happens he’ll forever be by her side through sickness and health. A promise for them to be married in the future✨🤞🏻
He got her a promise ring to prove to her the love he’ll forever hold onto until they’re vowels are spoken💭”
by PowerfulSpeakerr December 26, 2019
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