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Attic privileges

Being too ugly to be stored in someone’s basement. Mainly for the girls and the gays
“Send him upstairs, he’s got attic privileges”
“Maybe I may retract his attic privileges”
by pennypops123 January 31, 2021
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White Privileger

Someone who occupies a place of privilege, but are resentfully unaware of it.
It’s no surprise that those White Privilegers who stormed the Capitol Building were nowhere to be found when it was time to clean up the mess.
by JimBen January 22, 2021
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Cake privileges

Allowing someone to grab your ass and feel your ass and not have to let them
Megan gave me cake privileges, now I can grab her ass!
by Cake privileges June 24, 2017
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Privilege

What white people and their simps and imps use to protect covert narcissm and sociopathy so they can keep performing emotional and physical incest
Donald Trump and Pence like to use their privilege on children thru hook ups like Jeffery Epstein
by Angy Kitty is angy March 22, 2022
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Flat earth privilege

means you can answer a question with a question, but also that you can demand that other people have to answer your questions. If you don’t like the answer you can ignore it and claim it is a part of the grand conspiracy. #flatearth
When he ignored the overwhelming evidence that the earth is a sphere and said the water would fall off a ball, he chose to ignore science and claimed flat earth privilege
by LuisVuittonDon January 10, 2020
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They have more privileges than I have basic human. Rights.

My colonized Asian face and gourmet Hispanic cuisine; some stupid white people bombed my restauranft.

There are no police, no basic human rights for people of color.

All crackers with smart korchdn will get their little gingers cut off da first day of session of India's first public school. They never lifted a finger in gjeir lives; why should they have orm.

"Buddy, this is as a punishment for your Caucasian privilege. You're a rich white dude who is illiterate, doesn't know shit about music, and doesn't know how to cook to save his life. But look; you have a smart kitchen, never had to work a day in your life, never had to fight for your basic human rights, never even had to justify why you have Caucasian privilege! Having Caucasian privilege was always a granted in your life; something you "deserve" to have. But buddy, nothing in life comes free! As punishment for your laziness and spoiled, worthless life, I need to cut off a finger. You haven't lifted a finger in the kitchen in your life, it's time to pay the price! Read this aloud, if you don't I'll cut off 2 fingers!"

Illiterate cracker: "I'm getting my finger cut off as punishment for being a lazy cracker who has a smart kitchen, home recording studio and because everything in life gets handed to me. I need to lose my ginger to learn a lesson on Caucasian privilege!"

Illiterate cracker finger SLICED RIGHT OFF, WITH A KITCHEN KNIFE.

AHHHHH! 👸🏻🔪🖕🏼
Caucasian Privilege; "Vacations". I never have the option to say, "I don't feel like being in slavery under an illiterate cracker who has never worked a day in his life, doesn't have a single friend, and has been handed everything he wants his entire life. I need basic human rights; I never have the option to have basic human fights.
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Orange Privilege

When a graduate of the Syracuse University S.I. Newhouse School of Public Communications lacking knowledge of sports, passion, talent, energy, or a sense of humor gets a job in sports media due to cronyism, nepotism, or laziness of media executives.
Can you believe how bad the “Orange Privilege” stiffs hapless WFAN has on the air are? These guys couldn’t get jobs in Toledo or Wichita and they get hired in NYC thanks to O.P.!
by @thefandog1 December 2, 2020
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