Poser

A massive trend chasing retard who ruins culture mostly skating

person 1: Oh for fuck sake that twat bought in a prebuilt board hes never skated to school
person 2: maybe they're trying to learn

person 1: nah that's poser shit look at that mall grab
person 2: stop being a gatekeeping twat
person 1: why don't u make me ;)
{person 1 and person 2 start violently fucking}

Poser by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi September 15, 2020

Poser

Not to be confused with a beginner, a poser is that kid at the skate park that sits on every obstacle with a skateboard but never rides it and then says that he tre flipped a 7 stair

skater: hey man look at this clip.
Poser: that's cool but I dolphin flipped that same 12 stair

Poser by not chandler September 17, 2020

Poser

Someone who compromises who they are on a daily basis to make money and thinks that if you dont do the same thing, it's coming from your ego.

Compromise is what did that to the poser's head.

Poser by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020

Poser

Someone portraying themself as something other than who they really are. A gang member is one kind of poser.

The poser girl took that kid's soccer ball to the construction site to bait the guy.

Poser by Solid Mantis November 18, 2020

Poser

Someone portraying themself as something other than who they really are. A gang member is one kind of poser.

The poser girl took that kid's soccer ball/ basketball/football/baseball to the construction site to bait the guy.

Poser by Solid Mantis November 18, 2020

Poser

Someone portraying themself as something other than who they really are. A gang member is one kind of poser.

The poser girl took that kid's soccer ball/ basketball/football/baseball to the construction site to bait the guy.

Tattoo artist- I wouldn't wake her and tell her what a poser she is, you'll get hurt.

Poser by Solid Mantis November 18, 2020

Poser

You hear all the time about white guys who wear Fubu and act like they are from Compton. You never hear a song about a white guy who dresses like one of the tribe in Sierra Leobe and talks the way Leo DiCaprio talks at times in Blood Diamond.

Poser- What's up my brew? Let me get a cigarette about of dem pack in your pocket mon.
Other white guy- What the fuck is wrong with this poser?
Third white guy- I don't...
Poser- My name is dead body mon, don't call me poser mon.

Poser by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020