pork chopper

A Police Motorcycle. A Harley FLHPI. AKA Road King.

Your day could be worse, that "pork chopper" could be behind you.

by No Name Sir October 19, 2006

Pork Fuck

a fat ass who is pompous

your such a pork fuck.

by guitarfreak946 February 2, 2009

Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.

Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...

by peejaybee October 7, 2008

Pork Poacher

A person who engages in the act of 'hogging', or takes chubby chasing to an extreme.

Jon likes the really really big girls he is a Pork Poacher.

by The battery operated boyfriend December 16, 2008

pork-fried downs

n. downsydrome specific to natives of asia; may be caused by incest with close relatives or fornication with electronic devices

Ho Chi Minh- "what are your feelings about Aunt Sally?"

bro- "very attractive female. very. But if i stick my chopstick into her ricepaddy, mightn't the child have pork-fried downs?

Minh- "no worries. bring baby to China, i hear they're kind to children"

by Planchet March 2, 2010

pork knuckles

Used abroad and means the same as camel toe.

Her shorts are so tight she has pork knuckles.

by The Dead President August 9, 2010

Pork Tucker

A foam or plastic band that wraps around your waist makes you look slightly thinner than what you really are.

Take off that pork tucker, you are not fooling anyone.

by riz biz November 2, 2010