Art tour

A sexy latvian man who still only have one testicle

art tours for lief

by Blobigga January 25, 2019

tour aids

A band touring, when suddenly illness kick in.

Itchy concrete eyeballs and razor throat. Clogged nostrils and stiffass neck. Tour aids sets in!

by Pebbel September 08, 2009

2008 Europe Tour

Heroin overdose in mommy's basement

What did you do during the weekend my good Sir?
- I was on the 2008 Europe Tour

by Hankuman Bajen August 17, 2017

norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 15, 2017

drain tour

When you grab a case of beer (any size will do) and hit the back roads without a care in the world. Frowned upon in modern society because fun things are bad.

I wish I was born in the 60s so I could go on drain tour every weekend and nobody would care.

by spicycolonkid420 April 21, 2020

Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.

Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.

by KC Export January 15, 2022

Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018