The Oklahoma oyster

The act of VIGOROUSLY digging in a women's HooHa for maraschino cherries

The doctor told my wife she lacked vitamins so I gave her the Oklahoma oyster

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

Oklahoma Panhandle

Sticking a jalapeño pepper up your or your partners asshole during sexual intercourse

Last night my old lady gave me the Oklahoma Panhandle. It's the only time she's ever made me scream and climb the wall.

by CornFed's Dictionary June 13, 2025

Oklahoma Thunderbang

When a guy is crushin' puss and sticks a fork into a light socket. The electric current rushes through both partners causing extreme orgasm. Side effects often include the shitting of oneself due to excessive stimulation.

I tried the Oklahoma Thunderbang on Morgan last night, but now I'm gonna have to buy new sheets.

by Thick Biscuit October 9, 2016

Oklahoma Goaltender

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it

She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.

by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.

"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."

by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018

Blair Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma where everyone talks shit about eachother. Guys like to call it Blair, Merica to feel special. Girls here never stick to one guy. You can usually find the ugly chicks swearing they’re dating a guy from Hollis or Altus. Half of the kids who live there are really stupid and just want to get in the NBA or they’re really smart because they have overachiever parents. Everyone here probably owns some type of showing animal. BEWARE: EVERYONE HAS BLACKMAIL ON YOU

“Blair Oklahoma has to be one of the most hillbilly towns to exsist.”

by AlwaysAwakeeeA December 2, 2018

Oklahoma tornado

when you finger someone and swirl your finger around

woman 1: and he just put his fingers in and swirled around! he calls it the "Oklahoma tornado"
woman 2: wtf.....

by imma touch u September 9, 2025