norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

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Tour De France

Effiel Towering someone in a car while the driver receives head from the person getting penetrated by the passenger.

“Hey Jacob, this road trip is very boring. Mind if Jorge and I bring you on the Tour De France?”

by JelqingGooner October 10, 2025

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sushi tour

noun: activity where multiple women are orally pleasured back-to-back by the same individual or group of individuals; marathon cunnilingus

A: Hey man, where were you last weekend?
B: Sorry dude, I was on a sushi tour Saturday night and my jaw hurt Sunday

by ZeeZeeBee March 4, 2022

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The fantasy (usually due to substances) that your in a rock bands tour bus. These fantasy's tend to include; Partying, Rock 'n Roll Music, Women, Passion, Drinking, and an intense need to whip your hair around.

This morning I woke up in Vegas, my head is buzzing so bad. I don't remember what happened but all I know is Tour Bus Fantasy is a good time.

by RPTJ January 10, 2025

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ma-tour

An immature big bear that isn’t mature but thinks they are.

I drank all of your water without your permission; I’m so ma-tour.

by Mrssmallbear July 23, 2018

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self tour

To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.

Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.

Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?

Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!

by FellowGonzalez August 1, 2022

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