Oklahoma ice fishing

Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.
Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.
by Shyguy001993 May 03, 2023
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Oklahoma Air

Oklahoma Air is absolutely horrible. Just like Demi Lovato's music.
Man you really smell like Oklahoma Air.
by believeinwhatisay_1 September 03, 2017
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Oklahoma Scrambler

What more is there to say? You give her the 'ol Oklahoma Scrambler. The infamous move where one recreates the motions of scrambling an egg in the woman's cooter. A long-standing crowd favorite.
Last night Terry gave me the Oklahoma Scrambler...I wont be walking straight for a week!
by MachGuac July 09, 2021
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Oklahoma Proposal

When you propose to your significant other with a butt plug. Traditionally, both partners wear butt plugs leading up to the wedding and swap them during the ceremony in front of friends and family.
"Did you hear Meg and Rachel got engaged?"
"Yeah, I heard she gave an Oklahoma proposal. I don't think I'll be attending the ceremony."
by Eeeee January 27, 2021
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oklahoma side car

When a woman lets a man stick his penis in the hole for her colostomy bag.
Dude, last night that hooker in the wheel chair let me give her an Oklahoma Side Car.
by Dusty Lambo January 17, 2015
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Oklahoma stampede

When a guy is taking a leak, standing at the urinal, you come into the bathroom and abruptly push his body fully forward. The goal here is for him to come away full of his own urine from making contact inside the urinal. There's not much he can do, assuming he's holding his junk.
Steve just went to the bathroom again. I'm going in there to give him the old "Oklahoma Stampede". Watch my drink.
by SVD 74 April 26, 2021
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