Nothing but flush

The ability for a guy to accurately aim his stream of pee without hitting the pee pond, thereby avoiding awkward splashing.

Guy: whew! I feel 10 pounds lighter.

Girl: what? What did you do?
Guy: took a giant piss.

Girl: I didn't hear a thing.

Guy: nothing but flush.

by bob beeflips September 11, 2014

Nothing

Seriously?!? Why did you search up the word nothing? Wow. Well, the words explain it. No-thing.

Nothing can stop me from dying.

by frvryng January 2, 2016

Nothing

what you say when you are too lazy to tell someone what your doing

Tom: Hey Jessica, what are you doing
Jessica: Nothing

by WiddyFoe March 22, 2017

nothing

The absence of something. The void, the ultimate state of the universe, the hole in our hearts and minds that all beings crave to fill with knowledge, emptiness, the end.

Person 1: What's in the fridge?

Person 2: Nothing.

by Philosophydude1488 May 29, 2017

nothing ass dude

A nothing ass dude is a dude that has nothing to offer. Most likely cheats on all his gfs has kids he don't take care of and mooches off anyone and everyone. He can and will never do for himself or anyone else for that matter.

Girl, stop wasting your time on him he a nothing ass dude.

by Last of a dying breed November 6, 2017

nothingthing

Anything that does not yet exist. It is a baby before it is conceived, an idea before it is thought, or a piece of art before that will exist once the artist puts on the finishing touches.

I kept adjusting my piece until it felt just right. It was at that moment that it was no longer a nothingthing.

by illdie April 23, 2018

nothing but a dog

Nothing at all, or hardly anything.

An expression from the part of last century when Greyhound buses were ubiquitous.

(Two people are crossing the street)

Jack: "Anything coming?"
Charlie: "Nothing but a dog. Painted on the side of a bus."

by Bob B. Bobertson October 9, 2018