When you are ass fucking a chick doggie style, and after pulling out, you wipe the shit of your dick and schmear it across her upper lip, former a 'Hitler' stash.
by German Schmear April 21, 2022
A figurative term referring to a subject that has become so hard, so dense, and so difficult that you think to yourself: "how am I ever going to get out of here?"
The discourse on quasi-positivistic Nietzschian existentialism has lately become a veritable German forest.
by Jadjad January 06, 2013
When your partner shits him self with out wiping & you cum inside him like a busted fire hydrant. He thinks you’re finished but you shove your foot in has ass for an airtight seal locking shitty jizz in between your toes.
by AssMan1987 August 20, 2018
A sort of foreplay, when you fondle your partners tits between 2 fingers (typically your pointer and middle finger)
by Veebster December 02, 2017
A German necktie is a type of figure-four chokehold that encircles the opponent's neck with your legs firmly clenched, then you whip your dick out to show him who is the real BOSS. Dr. Lepper
by Dr. Lepper January 14, 2021
When you’re banging someone in the butt in a Volkswagen and it backfires and the person Shits your dick out.
by Wiiner June 05, 2019