Cleaning the Dog

Dropping the kids off at the pool. Taking a dump. When someone takes a long inconvenient shit, typically at a party.
Last night during a board game, Denton was cleaning the dog and prevent the group from finishing the game.
by martin2016 June 26, 2016
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Clean the pipe

1. To clean a pipe in a stroking motion, in a way in which it looks like masturbating.

2. To be jerked off
Hey Brad, Sally's talent is to clean the pipe. I found out last night. That's sick bro!
by Connor123 October 20, 2014
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Pool Cleaning

Ramming a pool cleaning aparatus into an intoxicated female's vagina until she screams out in orgasmic pain while a large group of party goers look on.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about what Mike did to Joanna last night at the party?

Jon: Yea i heard he gave her a good pool cleaning. Good for him!
by Pobzar August 05, 2010
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clean cut

A discreet way of refering to a circumcised male in a socially positive way. The term defined whole generations born in the United States during the "hygienic" circumcision craze, and on its surface would appear to refer to neatness or tidyness in a general sense. Golly gee whillikers.
Beaver Cleaver and Dennis the Menace were the ultimate TV archetypes for the clean cut All-American boy.
by A. Hick July 26, 2006
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Cleaning the Slate

Cleaning the slate is the act of getting so drunk that you wipe your brain clean of any recent information that you may have gathered. Slate cleanings are popular after big tests, projects, deadlines, or break-ups.
Josh had a really rough finals week, so he planned on cleaning the slate over the weekend to free up more space in his brain.
by mad_mike701 August 29, 2011
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Cleaning Crew

(n) - Fuck a girl up her anus as she shits on your penis. You then make her or them give you a blowjob until they clean the poo of your penis
Wayne currently had a cleaning crew. Sadly, he didn't know she had eaten Indian food.
by ironmonkey3 February 03, 2010
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Oxy Clean

The original Billy Mays screaming commercial. The stain getter outer known to anyone with any form of television.
Damn Oxy Clean works good but I wish Billy Mays would shut the hell up.
by rickjaymes January 13, 2009
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