A kid who is quote a "nuclear terrorest" likes blowing up kittens and doin doin yo mom. He is also awesome at everything
by Thebesst July 8, 2013
Get the Noahmug. A gay bitch ass nigga who really loves to plop with his firends and enjoys black dick also like to finger dogs butthole when he can
by PussyMasterGuy February 20, 2019
Get the Noahmug. He is a gorgeuos guy that you can trust 100%, but be careful because if you get too close, he will break your heart in two. He has that kind of feeling when you're with him and he will make you feel good about yourself just so he can get into your head and mess with your feelings.
Girl 1: Hey what's wrong?
Girl 2: (crying) Noah just broke up with me! I thought we were forever . I seen him with my best friend!! KISSING!!
Girl 2: (crying) Noah just broke up with me! I thought we were forever . I seen him with my best friend!! KISSING!!
by ladypirates13 January 24, 2018
Get the Noahmug. A bitch who doesnt know how to get their emotions In check. Tries to go for multiple girls at once. Has a backup girlfriend just in case the one he is working on doesn't work out. Says he has a big dick but actually it's the size of a tic tac. Has a potato head. !!!!!! Gives you things when not needed. Says I love you but doesn't mean it. Very awkward when kissing
Dean: hey who is that over there?
Calvin:That's just Noah and his 3 backup girlfriend.
Dean : what a fuckBoi
Calvin:That's just Noah and his 3 backup girlfriend.
Dean : what a fuckBoi
by TheOgSecretSuperCrew January 30, 2018
Get the Noahmug. by Bosstrev February 10, 2018
Get the Noahmug. I don't like Noah he's a little Bitch
by Noah -hater January 18, 2018
Get the Noahmug. If headass, donkey, panini head and twig had a conjoint definition Noah would definitely be it. He has green eyes, dark brown Dora length hair and resembles a baby wolf. One of the hairiest people you will meet. You could make a fur coat out of his arms and facial hair. One of the biggest smokers you will meet too. He is known to take not only one or two joints to the face but sometimes 5. IKR pretty insane. He’s pretty much everything you’re looking for in a guy. He’s sweet and funny and easy to talk to you. He’s a bit of a pain in the ass but he’s totally worth it. One of the BIGGEST headasses you’ll ever meet. Super white, whiter than melk. This guy will screenshot FLANNEL and ask if it’s a “cop”. Legit does not get whiter than this. Noah is down for anything and is always there w a listening ear no matter the situation. He will put you first and will make sure that you are at your best. Definitely a catch. You could never go wrong w him. He’ll make you cheese constantly and will always cap on you. Gives the best hugs even though he’s a twig. Will NOT kiss you back. Will just look at you petrified. If I had the opportunity to go back and unmeet him, I’d gladly take it just to get to know him all over again.
Noah is a HeAdAsS
by paniniheadass September 25, 2019
Get the Noahmug.