John

John is the best person I know he is handsome and kind and HE IS ME

I am John YOU ARE NOT.

by UltraSteel March 12, 2019

John

A very sexy man with a great personality and if you are dating this man don’t let him go

He is a very special man

If you date a guy date a John

by Date a John October 24, 2019

John

To fart.

Hey, Miki, wanna John afterschool at 7 PM?

by Goldencow321 November 21, 2018

John

John is a gay man who sucks ball

John likes to suck boy balls

by The beastman July 24, 2018

John

A Person With a Gay Mom

Hey John, You're Mom Gay.

by The Light Abyss February 11, 2018

John

Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE

John is an asshole

by Bronnon October 3, 2019

John

literally could be anyone

Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: Which John?
Person 1: John S
Person 2: Which John S?
Person 1: John Smith
Person 2: Which John Smith?
Person 1: The one with the blonde hair
Person 2: Oh yeah couldn’t believe that he tried to flush his foot down the toilet.
Person 1: No that’s a different blonde John Smith.

by spicy pseudonym September 28, 2020