PHK's Hair is the definition of absolute horizontality. PHK's hair is often/sometimes used to calibrate advanced astronomical equipment such as the Hubble Telescope, and other highly sophisticated devices.
Person A: "Wow! look at that guys hair. It's like a 100% horizontal"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
Person B: "Yeah dude, i know. It's said to be the definition of straightness. The only thing he uses to keep that extremely plane cut, also known as the PHK's Hair, is the blowing wind and his subconscious mind power"
by The Lizard Kingzzz October 12, 2011
Get the PHK's Hairmug. by i heart camaros March 2, 2012
Get the camaro hairmug. A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.
by OutKickedCoverage February 10, 2018
Get the hair catchermug. An ill-conceived hairstyle, usually sported by professional football players. A particularly ridiculous but seemingly fashionable hair cut.
by Dunc Slamm June 22, 2014
Get the Hair-don'tmug. by Midari Ikishima November 8, 2020
Get the bussy hairmug. Hey man, I just waxed my suboobial hair. Hurt like a bitch. It’s a difficult spot to reach so i had to have my mom help.
by YourSecretMate May 12, 2020
Get the suboobial hairmug. The stereotypical, over-the-top liberal chick (did you just *assume* my gender?!). Distinguished by their brightly dyed hair and propensity to be conspicuously offended and outraged by just about anything that doesn't perfectly line up with their ultra left wing views, and easily identified by overuse of the words "racism" and anything ending with "-phobic"
Guy on Twitter: Man I think it'd be really cool to raise a family and be a Christian.
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!
Neon hair: THAT'S RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC! YOU'RE ALSO FATPHOBIC BECAUSE I SAW YOUR POST ABOUT GOING TO THE GYM ONCE!
by Russellsroughneck July 21, 2021
Get the Neon hairmug.