Nelsoning

Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.

Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??

by Buckeyesooner July 05, 2022

Nelsoning

Occurs when one smokes a joint/blunt utop the White House.

"Holy crap, Steve is Nelsoning right now. Get the picture phoney thing thats takes videos."

by Sol Surfer December 16, 2007

pupper nelson

A bad ass dog who can fuck your mom by one glance he also goes by the name “Walter”

Yo watch your mom Pupper Nelson’s in town

by Zurdle July 01, 2020

Lottie Nelson Dining Hall

1. All-you-can-eat fried food extravaganza (at Messiah College) with a few popular staples. Namely, Falcon-Fil-A, Chicken Cordon Bleu, and popcorn chicken. Oh, and if you don’t like fried chicken, you’re in luck. We have fried fish that tastes just like it.

2. The place where poor college students from Messiah go because they can’t afford to eat at the Falcon or Union.

3. The Community Cafeteria.

Student1: Did you go to Lottie Nelson Dining Hall this morning?

Student2: No, why?

Student1: Man did I have to take a sh*t after breakfast.

Student2: Yeah, that Egg McFalcon always makes me cream my jeans.

by LocoJaime February 21, 2020

Three Straw Nelson

When you need to down a carbonated beverage quickly so you use three straw and absolutely smash it.

David three straw nelsoned that diet coke

by Alex8338838338 February 23, 2025

Pulled a Nelson

To make an incredibly violent and racist joke or statement

God damn it, one day I'll take all the jews and put them in a deli shop and sink it to the ground.

Dude, you just pulled a nelson.

by Indian boy Ursula November 11, 2011

Pulled a Nelson

When you make plans with no intentions of actually showing up and the ghost those who the plans are with for at least two days.

The equivalent of the Karen that dishes on plans

Did your new coworker show up for the dinner? No they pulled a Nelson.

by Unapologeticam June 19, 2023