Vape Rape

Getting cloud of vapor blown in your face without your consent.

While extremely intoxicated, some guy blew an extremely thick cloud of vapor in Rachel's face. He said she was dressed like a hipster so she was practically asking for it. When she woke up she realized she had been Vape Raped

by YoustakerYou May 23, 2016

Punch Rape

When you throw a non stop barrage of punches at someone until you can’t swing anymore.

That guy tried to start on me so I shown him what punch rape was

by GetYourFingerOutMyBumNow March 19, 2021

flatulatory rape

Exposing an individual or group to a fart in a situation from which the victim(s) cannot easily escape. The most well-know example is the classic dutch oven technique, wherein one pulls bedcovers over the intended victim. Also applies in elevators, moving vehicles, and other confined spaces.

We were riding with Howard and he unleashed an epic ass cloud in the car. I thought I was gonna die.

Didn't you roll down the window?

Nah, Howard locked the power windows.

Man, that's straight-up flatulatory rape!

by secretdonkey2 December 1, 2011

rape guard

When you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. In other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your penis or vagina is completely hidden from view by your gut. Also known as advanced Dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).

Joe: Beware a wild snorlax appears...
John: Oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
Joe: Just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.

by turdnificent December 27, 2012

rape soda

1. A type of carbonated beverage that, when consumed, will violate you sexually against your will.

2. Soda that rapists drink.

3. Rape-flavored soda. Definitely not a sweet-tasting beverage.

Why don't you go have a nice tall glass of rape soda?

by unoriginal_name33 March 14, 2017

Media Rape

When someone tries to show videos or play music when literally no one else in the room cares about said video or music.

My ears need a break. I just got done hanging out with Ben and he media raped us hard.

by TKFromAntioch May 1, 2015

wave raped

when on vacation and a large wave in the surf rips off your whole bikini and you are left standing there naked.

your girlfriend is standing there naked after a big wave...oh honey, you got wave raped.

by captron January 19, 2014