shogress (n.)

Making a SHow of proGRESS rather than accomplishing anything that could actually be construed as having any value to anyone for any purpose. Actions that cannot be related to any goal or objective. Shogress typically occurs when everyone in the organization is 'aware' and there is a 'network' and a lot of 'buzz' and everyone 'is talking about this now' but measurable numbers related to the project objective haven't budged a bit, or have trended less favorably.

A situation that would be described as shogress (n.):
Question: "The October goal was 7% over last year. Did they meet that number?"
Answer: "They nominated a new Champion for that area, and they also sent in examples of their marketing collateral for everyone to review. I posted it on the website!"

by mathgirrl November 29, 2009

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chucky-n

Anything that is mind-bendingly, spine-chillingly AMAZING.

variants: chucky, chucked-up, chuckian

Abbr. of Chuck Norris, who is the one man who can accurately be called "mind-bendingly, spine-chillingly AMAZING"

Best said with a British Accent.

Alan: "Chucky-N, mate! I won the bleedin' lotto!" Reggie: "For real? That's chucked-up!"

"Oi! That bloke just did a triple-side-flip off a speeding train, and saved the kid who was on the tracks! He's right chucky, he is!"

Will: "You seen the latest Bruce Willis film?" Kate: "Yeah, he's so chuckian!"

by Eugene Chucksworth May 9, 2013

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Giana N

She is a sweet, sexy, rich girl who is always there. She has the best laugh and always knows how to make people around her laugh, she gives the best advice and is one of the best people I have ever met. It was an honor going through 5th grade with you! It was fun to go bowling with you and it’s fun to have so many inside jokes with you! You’re so nice, by giving everyone money, by making us laugh and by helping me so much! I love you so much (as friends) I hope we are always friends!

Giana N likes to be called Gia

by Garlicbread112233 November 18, 2018

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