When you’re banging a chick from behind and take the chewing tobacco out of your lip and put it in her asshole and plunge it in with your dick.
by ScrabbleMan123 March 27, 2020
Get the montana musket diver mug.3 friends who always has eachothers back and would do anything for eachother. They all know eachothers secrets and have inside jokes. Who ever messes with one of them messes with all of them. Nothing will break the trio apart not even a dumb boy. They like to use words periodt, go off, we stan her, boo-, and girl bye. They always use emojis 😌😭😼🏃🏻 ♀️. They are popular but don’t consider themselves popular. And they’re always in the group chats or invited to hang out. THEY DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER!
random girl 1: i wish i had a friendship like the 3 musketeers
random girl 2: yeah they’re all so pretty, wish i was them
random girl 2: yeah they’re all so pretty, wish i was them
by 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️ October 12, 2020
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Fucktards who listen to the government thinking that wearing a mask will save them from a flu. A 'covid masker' is a person who has sold their balls to the government and feminized institutions and now walks around to buy toilet paper in hoards while donning their mask like a badge of honour.
Oh look, a covid masker is looking for his balls!
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.
I am a spoiled crybaby who puts on masks at the government's command.
by Givemeabreak3 October 21, 2020
Get the covid masker mug.The act of pulling the lint out of your belly button and ramming it into the tip of your dick. Then ,after sexual activity, ejaculating a dandelion like cloud of belly button lint onto your partner’s face.
I’m purposefully not cleaning out my belly button cause i’m wanting to give my girl a proper meat musket.
by carsonsux August 9, 2021
Get the meat musket mug.Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.
Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."
by Human Pickled Punk May 15, 2016
Get the Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut mug.A white-person, dog-whistle term to encourage a set of followers take violent actions against a government while declining to do so yourself to avoid personal criminality or charges of incitement to violence.
by ZaBlanc October 26, 2016
Get the Grabbing My Musket mug.The shithole on the west coast of Michigan that thinks it has everything when in actuality its about as alive as a morgue, however that doesn't stop Muskegon or "Skee-town"'s residents from walking around as if they had they had sticks up their asses because that's cool there.
Bob 1: Hey man do you want to go to Muskegon.
Bob 2: Nah, Satan's asshole doesn't sound that good right now; I was actually going to get AIDS
Bob 1: Ah Ok, that does sound alot better. Can I come too?
Bob 2: As long as we don't go to Muskegon, sure.
Bob 2: Nah, Satan's asshole doesn't sound that good right now; I was actually going to get AIDS
Bob 1: Ah Ok, that does sound alot better. Can I come too?
Bob 2: As long as we don't go to Muskegon, sure.
by Former Muskegon Resident February 14, 2009
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