Hi I’m Mortal and I have no life
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Marta is a really nice person i love everybody named Marta even tho they are annoying as hell and they are usually a pisces, i still love them
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1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.
2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.
1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.
2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.
"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"
by Jerami the Wise January 1, 2019
Get the Brick and mortar friends mug.1. The oldest creature in the world, though not of this world. Mortanius was transformed into a single-cell organism and abandoned on the earth 44 billion years ago by his native race. Over the last 44 billion years, he has evolved into an ambiguous, malevolent being. He can take, but is not limited to, the following forms:
-man-sized roach
-mischevious fox present in Japanese mythology
-various trees
-crude robot
-various insects
-Egyptian jackal deity, though he is most skittish in this form, often denying that he takes it.
-sickly human
-jet-propelled swimming pool cleaner
-television (in this form, fond of saying 'fiddle with my knobs')
In addition, Mortanius suffers unknowingly from heroin addiction and ejaculates all bodily fluids nightly.
The being also has several additional characteristics, including the ability to stretch his neck, control all plant life except members of "the resistance," control insects and maintain animation despite death and decay.
He also enjoys limited control over a symbiote that has attached itself to his body, though he has never been able to coerce the symbiote to his most desired "penis fingers" form.
-man-sized roach
-mischevious fox present in Japanese mythology
-various trees
-crude robot
-various insects
-Egyptian jackal deity, though he is most skittish in this form, often denying that he takes it.
-sickly human
-jet-propelled swimming pool cleaner
-television (in this form, fond of saying 'fiddle with my knobs')
In addition, Mortanius suffers unknowingly from heroin addiction and ejaculates all bodily fluids nightly.
The being also has several additional characteristics, including the ability to stretch his neck, control all plant life except members of "the resistance," control insects and maintain animation despite death and decay.
He also enjoys limited control over a symbiote that has attached itself to his body, though he has never been able to coerce the symbiote to his most desired "penis fingers" form.
Often heard phrases:
What? I just woke up.
Always gotta crucify a mother fucker!
Let me slip up in on your sister.
Geez, you keep it chilly in here! I better put on my fir coat!
Why are you being such a bitch, Rose?
What? I just woke up.
Always gotta crucify a mother fucker!
Let me slip up in on your sister.
Geez, you keep it chilly in here! I better put on my fir coat!
Why are you being such a bitch, Rose?
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Bow down to the asian ruler Murtaza Husain
"Isn't he Saddam's nephew"
"No you bastard, Saddam's last name is spelled Hussein"
"Oh"
"Isn't he Saddam's nephew"
"No you bastard, Saddam's last name is spelled Hussein"
"Oh"
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