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Massachusetts Ounce

A bag of marijuana with SLIGHTLY less than an ounce in it. If your in possession of less than an ounce of marijuana in MA, it's only a $50 fine.
To avoid jail time, Henry was carrying a Massachusetts ounce.
by kckid2599 May 5, 2009
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Message board whore

A person (usually a female or a flaming male) that persists on commenting on every single poster that is currently logged in. This person typically has excellent typing skills, chugs coffee or energy drinks, pretends to have a life outside the cyberworld and acts as a politically correct person. There is no way of getting away from these types of people while logged in as they silently lurk, watching you post and then strike at the most oppurtune moment to break you down. Message board whores ramble on constantly and make pages of the message boards fly by worse than a slot machine.
Jim: Hi all! How's everyone doing today?

cloggergirl: Hi Jim! I'll bet you been a naughty boy after what I read last night. I just got done planting my tulips hee hee. Have you seen Honey1234? She and I are best pals! What's for dinner tonight? Oh my I'll BRB. Okay I'm back. Oh phone call! Okay back. Are you still here? Hello? ggghhh!

Jim: Fuck you silly bitch! Message board whore

cloggergirl: WAHHHHHHHHHH! What did I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
by Mrs Patooty June 9, 2009
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Massabate

Massabate (verb.)- to join a group of other men and masterbate in mass quantities. In the family of ciricle jerk, massbating does not have a uniform structure. Massabate derives from the 1770's English word Masterbate, which means to jerkoff your superior, or king.
Joe: Yo Brandon!
Brandon: Why hello there.
Joe: would you like to go massabate?
Brandon: Yesa.
by Joey-Bagadontuz April 8, 2010
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Massage

Massage is therapeutic touch with the goal of alleviating various types of pain, tension, and emotional stress.

Massage is old, like older than humans, even orangatangs use sofysticated methods of massage.

There are different types of massage;

Therapeutic aka deep tissue, is for pain managment and its generally a world of pain in places you didnt know hurt, with lasting benefits like increased range of motion, reduced and sometimes eliminating pain.

Relaxation aka swedish (not really from Swedan) for stress relief, a master of swedish massage can leave a woman more satisfied than any dick.

Sensual this is illegal in all states except Navada as its generally considered prostitution if offered in a business setting, however you can give a sensual massage to a partner as long as you are not compensated.

There are many different styles of massage in these 3 catagoties, they are called modalities.

Popular deep tissue modalities include; Thai massage, Shiatsu, and Rolfing.

Popular relaxation modalities include; Thai massage, Lomi Lomi and swedish.

Popular sensual massages include; the kamasutra, and any touching of nipples, dick, balls, labia, or asshole.

Proper pronouns;
Masseuse is a French prostitute.
Massage practitioner is a professional.
Massage therapist is a medical professional.
"They are killing me at work, I think I need a massage."

"Happy mothers day, I got you a gift certificate for massage!"

"Massage helps me manage my sciatica."

"You've never had a professional massage?!"
by Massageguy December 28, 2018
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Desk messaging

When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.

Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!
Desk messaging is the way pilgrim kids used to text message.
by JustxKidding October 2, 2009
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TSA Massage

Pat-down given at the airport security gate.
I didn't want to go through the scanner, so I got the TSA massage
by Xath's mom November 23, 2010
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joes barbecue foot massage

A restaurant in United states that states "if its flyable we will make it deliciousable"
by Thdhdgh May 22, 2018
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