Woke and Moke

(Verb) TO awaken from your peaceful slumber and with no hesitation you smoke a large quantity of marijuana you bought from some guy named Walter for that party last night,but for some reason you found a sack in your pocket when you woke up so now you wanna get high.

Origin: Wake + Smoke = Woke and Moke

Boy: "*Yawn* Damn that was one amazing night"

Girl: "A night but not so much Amazing"

Boy: " Well BITCH! look at what i just found , THATS right! And Guess Who aint gon Woke and Moke with me?!"

Girl: "Did i say not? i meant Hot. *LOL* *Giggle giggle*( BOY Smerks ) (Girl- *Slurps*)

by EzmuthafuckinE April 27, 2009

moke

little meaning stopword mainly used by lazy bums trying to lead

signup mokes!

by petat June 5, 2004

Mokele-Mbembe

a beast ass animal that isa mix of a elephant and a dino ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

homes

by Penguin-Mokele-Mbembedogg April 9, 2003

moke

the white film that sits on the water in the tub when the bubbles are gone

Debbie sat in the bubble bath until the bubbles turned to moke.

by Fidget January 29, 2005

Mocket

When what appears to be a Pocket isn't.

Mock the Pocket = Mocket

"Can I put that in your jacket pocket"?

"Sorry mate, its just a mocket"

by Nicopaedia September 2, 2009

Moskeetskeet

A particularly noisy mosqueeto

Dude bro 8000: Oodang oodang dat be a moskeetskeet
Moskeetskeet: s k e e t

by I am the Napkin May 15, 2019

Moskelfie

A selfie with a mosque in the background.

I just made a moskelfie, I even got someone yelling "Allahu Akbar"

by Fortable April 26, 2019