verb: To pleasure oneself while watching The GodFather. Showing general excitement in the presence of horses and spaghetti .
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2022 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character Morbius. It was produced by Columbia Pictures in association with Marvel, distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing. It has made over 161 morbillion dollars worldwide as of 26/05/22 (DD/MM/YY). Best film that the omniverse has ever seen in 55 morbillion years.
Have you watched Morbius?
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Morbius Reviews: no its bad
Ugly fat no-life animæ weeb morbius hater: oh no the Morbius Reviews was poison and made be an Ugly fat no-life animæ weeb morbius hater *dies*
Morbius Reviews: no its bad
Ugly fat no-life animæ weeb morbius hater: oh no the Morbius Reviews was poison and made be an Ugly fat no-life animæ weeb morbius hater *dies*
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Get the Morbius Reviews mug.The religion with one morbillion believers practiced by Morbists following the teachings of Dr. Morbius. Followers of this religion must morb one morbillion times a day.
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Get the Morbism mug.He is a very naughty naughty boy indeed, which attaches a stick to his vagina hole to immitate a scrotum. This is very sad indeed. Indeed it is.
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!
Marc: "lets do it like Alan (morbi)!"
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"
Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"
Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"
Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"
Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"
Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"
Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"
Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"
Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"
Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"
Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"
Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"
Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"
Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"
Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls
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