take a bath with your mustache

If you are a girl it means you, your lesbian lover and your boyfriend all go to your local amusement park and buy chicken fingers which you then dip in a mixture of Diet Pepsi and horseradish.

If you are a boy it means sex.

Take a bath with your mustache
Girl- hey lesbian lover and boyfriend! Lets go take a bath with our mustaches.

Boy- hey girl wanna take a bath with my mustache?

by just a girl with a mustache August 12, 2017

mustache man

A term used to describe a homosexual male. Typically a male who wears leather and frequents gay establishments. Not to be confused with mustache ride.

There was a gay pride parade downtown today. Let me tell you, there was no shortage of mustache men there.

by xxxPharaohxxx February 25, 2004

mustache ride

1. Going down on a girl while you have a mustache

2. when an unshaven girl rides your face

1. Screw 6 flags i wanna go on a mustache ride!

2. Trisha better shave, last night she made me give her a mustache ride it was like i flossed my teeth with pubic hairs

by Brohandus Ganja May 10, 2010

Hitler Mustache

when u take shit from ur ass and u smear the shit on ur frends face so it looks like a hitler mustache

guy: hey kid u got some crap there
butters: sir, that wud be my face

by justin December 22, 2004

mustachepube

the two hairiest parts of the body all put together into one ultimate insult.

person 1 : hahaha. im soo funny.

person 2 : no. you are a fail, you mustachepube.

by ilikeyoubang March 7, 2009

Hitler Mustache

This phrase refers to the notorious dictator, Hilter, or one of his characteristic personal images.

Further, this phrase is used to express a compared or direck relationship between the object and Fascism or Hitler himself.

My political opposition puts the Hitler mustache on me.

by Yahoo 知識家 October 22, 2009

Bob Ross Mustache

When a man, after engaging in anal destruction, proceeds to "paints" a mustache on the face of his sexual partner.

Oh dude, I gave that bitch a Bob Ross Mustache! She's got a happy little mustache now!

by Sugarbombs August 2, 2006