Lowell, Michigan

A pretty nice town that has some really dumb wanna be red necks in it that sport confederate flags, and say it is because of "Southern pride" When they live in the fucking north.

"That person lives in the middle of town, on main street but has one bale of hay in their front yard, we must be in Lowell, Michigan"

by Annoyed resident of Lowell April 27, 2009

The Crane Machine

The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.

Doctor Jones, would you like the crane machine?

by Fuzzykins570 April 22, 2009

Deus Ex Machina

Situation in which one escapes by means noone could distinctly or indirectly predict.

Plot device in which the author makes up stupid shit to save his character.

None needed.

by larstait October 8, 2003

Michigan Zig

a breed of cat that is all black with very mimimal white spots in its chest
breed what first made by mixing a bombay cat with a british black wild cat

the michigan zig originated in michigan

by Antideckmerr August 3, 2009

Michigan Handjob

When your girlfriend grabs a handful of snow to jerk you off.

While taking a break from snowmobiling Rob's girlfriend surprised him with a Michigan Handjob.

by PRTastic June 9, 2016

michifer

Michifer is the ship between the angels Michael and Lucifer in the show Supernatural.

Michael is an archangel destined to kill the devil, Lucifer, the fallen angel.

However, Michael and Lucifer are brothers and also not in the show as often as others, so this ship is not quite as popular as other ships such as destiel or sabriel from the show.

Michifer is a totes real ship

by Scoot_scoot March 11, 2019

Machiavellian delay

A conscious delay in response for the purpose of not appearing too overly eager to respond.

"I reject the concept of a Machiavellian delay. I think social networking has made this tactic transparent. The new ethic is authenticity, which lends itself to fluid communication."

by shadyladyk March 6, 2010