Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Miami shopping cart

A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.

Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.

by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022

<.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu MiAmI Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu MiAmI Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.6.>Sale De La Vidasu MiAmI Le De Sale<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

miami musket

Ram rodding coke down your dick hole.

My old lady gave me the miami musket last night.

by Cocksause Jones May 24, 2023

dirty miami

Cumming on a girl's face while she's wearing sunglasses

Grab yo shades girl, I'm about give you a dirty Miami

by Schu Kort September 16, 2016

<.7.9.6.>Miami, miAmi, miamI<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.6.>Miami, miAmi, miamI<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.6.>Miami, miAmi, miamI<.7.9.7.6>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

miami superpool

a pussy in a toaster

I put my pussy in a toaster and called it the Miami superpool

by vintiy November 16, 2016