mercy jump

when one person offers to make fuck with another because the first person hasn't gotten any in a really long time; results from "feeling bad" about the other person not getting any

"I'm in the mood to give you a mercy jump. Time to break you out of that slump!"

by Eric Loy April 13, 2004

Mercy Buckets

An extremely anglicized version of "Merci Beaucoup", which means "Thank you so much". Usually used by French students and Frenchies to confuse their English counterparts. A word used often in Franglais.

Girl 1: Hey, donne-moi your devoirs, I need to copier.
Girl 2: Sure! Here you go.
Girl 1: Mercy buckets.

by lenamarie November 10, 2008

Mercy

A really weird person who probably listens to katy perry and dances in the shower while eating a piece of cake.

Damn that bitch is weird her name must be mercy

by Danny DeVito's Eyelash November 5, 2022

March 25

If you were born on this day, wow 🔞. You’ve prolly stolen a best friends gurl at least twice. I bet you play basketball. Plus your hella hot. Prolly gonna be either pimp or hitman when older.

Person 1: Woah!! That guy was born on March 25

Person 2: Dude we gotta run - forget the dogs they will die anyway.

Dude born on March 25: HEY FAM ITS THE GAMER BOY

by HardcoreGamerManXXX November 8, 2019

march 25th

the worst possible day for a directioner.

"Hey!" says the friend
"DONT TALK TO ME! ITS MARCH 25TH!" screams the directioner.

by mikayla_styles March 24, 2020

The March Treatment

The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female, but she usually loves it none the less. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.

My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.

by dynamite dave July 16, 2008

March 22

On March 22 all homies must cuddle with each other

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

by Sghsjabejdid March 21, 2021