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Drunk makeout session

when in the back of ones car or house, a drunk female starts to make-out with a sober male who then procedes to reaction kiss her and then keep kissing her untill she either passes out or when she wants to either give head, or have sex.
dude that chick i picked up last night was a freak man, her and i were having a drunk makeout session in the back of my car.

NICE!
by Dlicious Potato June 24, 2011
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National makeout day

You get to makeout with anyone with or with being in a relationship on September 20
Guy: so did you hear it was national makeout day
Girl: yessss! Everyone is talking about it
Guy: sooooo...
Guy and girl: “makeout”
by Binkemoji September 19, 2019
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John Mayer

A guy that is so good looking and talented that everyone ignores how much of a dick he is.
Person 1: Bro, why do the girls like Chad so much? He's hot and good at everything, but he's a dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a John Mayer.
by CollinKolar January 30, 2023
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moroccan makeover

The act of shitting on a person's head. The name is derived from its resemblance to the fez, a type of moroccan hat. Most would describe this as degrading.
"Jim has got to be a fecalphila, the other night he gave a woman a moroccan makeover after having sex with her."
"Bill got jumped in an ally by a gang of teens. After they beat him up they gave him a moroccan makeover to further degrade him."
by LTetrisBlock November 6, 2008
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Oscar Mayer

Suck on this Oscar Mayer before I cut your bitch ass.
by Fuck You July 14, 2002
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Mateo

noun: a wet, dirty towel; usually ridden with semen and/or vaginal discharge stains; mostly used to clean up after sexual intercourse or masturbation
verb: the act of masturbating on a towel and wringing it out in somebody's mouth
if it wasn't for that Mateo in the trunk of my car, my back seat would be covered in jizz stains
Landon: hey Matrocker, guess what i did last night?
Matrocker: what's that, Landon?
Landon: i gave you a Mateo while you were sleeping!
Both: Hahahahahaha!
Matrocker: that would explain why my lips are so sticky!
by Landwarf August 30, 2010
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poop and pee makeout

a sexual liaison between two or more people (usually gay) in which the participants urinate and defecate on each other.
George lay on the floor covered in urine and feces in a state of pure ecstasy as Glen defecated in his mouth in what was later judged to be the year's wildest poop and pee makeout.
by shitdisterber November 21, 2010
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