majamc

An annoying person that actually needs to fuck off n khs

She’s a majamc

by anonymous8383991 November 14, 2022

maaam

word used to address a friend or hommie; used in pune slangs

Person 1 - What's up maaam?
Person 2- Nothing much

by ETA________ January 27, 2023

malam

Someone you see on the road hawking food/items (selling stuff wile walking o the road basically) like groundnut (peanuts), chi chin, puff puff and chewing gum etc

Can also be used and as insult to call someone 'local' or 'bush'

Example 1: 'Abeg, Seyi call that malam there, the one with plantain chips'

Example 2: 'Please Samara, stop actingmlike such a malam'

by NailjaSlangBabe February 16, 2023

majambo

It's from the early 70's and meant "Gigantic sized Breasts"

How big are Suzie's? They're Majambo!

by Herbert854 April 6, 2023

Maham Syndrome

When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here).

For fucks sake, I think I contracted Maham Syndrome.

by a sri lankan smart chonky man May 29, 2023

Maham Syndrome

When an individual has developed a severe and utter dedication towards a fictional male, this obsession is ridiculously unhealthy to the point that it may consume your entire life. your loved ones, familly, pets, jobs, children, marriage and etc. All of this consumed by the void that is Maham syndrome. Your life will be in utter shambles. The afflicted individual may develop genuine sexual feelings towards the characters in severe cases. Their reality will forever warp into an endless and mindless void of just (insert fictional male here). They will see nothing but it. They will be consumed by it. They will become it. They will fantasize and go mad, insane and delusional. Reality will become false. They will not live to see the day again where there is no (insert fictional male here) in their deluded line of sight. Their life will become a miserable, miserable tragedy. A horror story. And so if you know anyone who might have this syndrome, please call their loved ones and tell them its too late. There is no cure. Once they are in the rabbit-hole, there is no escaping. They will forever by tormented by the single-minded thought of (insert fictional male here). There is no hope in this for world for them. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. There is no hope. THERE IS NO HOPE.

For fucks sake, I think I contracted Maham Syndrome.

by a sri lankan smart chonky man May 29, 2023

manam

the baddest woman to ever walk the Earth

boy 1: should I go talk to manam??

boy 2: nah jit she mine

boy 1: alr bro

by thewoo52 June 8, 2023