Matthew Torres

A man who cares about others when the times is Necessary but has a dark side who doesnt give a fuck

Damm that girls has a FAT a-Matthew torres lol WTF

by lol12345678787 September 26, 2010

matthew o'neill

a man that causes uncontrollable sexual desire in attractive girls

attractive girl) damn i want matthew o'neill now

by yibuddy November 24, 2011

matthew

matthew a very sexy guy with a very sexy body. He loves mountian dew, lego rockband, and def leppard. He is very sweet and caring and everyone loves him.

i wish matthew was my boyfriend!

by mrs.jansen January 22, 2010

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

Matthew

Someone who is so amazing and so unique in every way possible, they never fail to make you laugh or smile, when you see them you immediately fall in love with them, there so outgoing and so handsome and also very flirty but they make you forget about the world and you just wanna be with them for the the rest of your life, they make you feel special and they make you happy and you don't want anyone else but them.

i want a relationship with a Matthew

by soccerlover5 April 19, 2015

mathews dream

getting a boner when another dude falls asleep on you

"dude he totaly had a mathews dream in the van"

by SMLI R2 August 28, 2009

matthew reuter

means gay

like omg hes a matthew reuter

by sarsypan June 23, 2010