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masterbeer

Another name for 'Marinus' in dutch, it means Master Beer, but in dutch it means 'Masturbate' (not Master Bait)
Masturbeerde je nu alweer?
(Did you masturbate again?)
by Ronnie Bob March 19, 2003
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Masterbeast

something that leaves the beholder with a feeling of awe. it may be something considered to be amazing or unbelievable. something that is uncommonly witnessed.
i sae someone eat their own head today......it was totally masterbeast.
by beast master clive December 8, 2010
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masher

When a male inserts his genitalia into a female genitalia really hard and really fast
or in short words another name for a dick
by A N O N Y M O O S E December 21, 2016
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potatoe masher

WW2 German stick hand grenade. Tucked into the belt or boot of infantryman was a formidable weapon both in assault and defence.
Unlike allied grenades it did not depend on throwing out fragments of red hot metal, just the power of its 4.2 oz explosive charge.

May have resembled a kitchen utensil of the time.
That potatoe masher exploded so close that I cannot hear what you are saying and Seargent Bodybitz is dead...
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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masterbrain

a talented person who make a plan for an undertaking, project or mission.
Who is the masterbrain behind this horrendous bombing?
by uttam maharjan July 19, 2010
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Masterbexting

1) You might be Masterbexting if you send a sext and get a single word reply like 'No', 'Nope', 'Yup' or no simpley no reply at all.

2) You might be Masterbexting if you are playing both roles in the sext conversation ie:Replying to sexting messages back to yourself, after the original went unanswered.
by Hartford's Hubby October 31, 2011
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masterbawling

1. The act of masturbating while overly upset.
2. Reaching orgasm while ugly crying.
3. The current head of the Bawling family.
Having had many adult beverages and feeling very sad, Phil began masterbawling to a particularly attractive P4P on The Dirty. masturbate bawling
by PhilPerrier September 1, 2015
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