Mario Paint

The best OS ever created.

Person 1:Hey, what OS do you use, Windows or Linux?
Person 2:I use Mario Paint.
Person 1:What the fuck?

by chungusblaster69 November 11, 2022

mario selman

Mario Selman is just the most lit person you could ever imagine. He is just a AMAZINNNN. Me and my friends would do anything to meat him. He's just flawless , ok.

" you look good, but not like Mario Selman"
" Stop saying she's the best... Have you met Mario Selman?"

by Keisha P November 15, 2016

Kevin Mario

Kevin Mario is a hot babe and has a twin called melvin and everyone loves him and his boys adam and anesu

Kevin is meant to have a big dick but unfortunaty he was born with a 1 incher

Is that THE Kevin Mario
Ofc and im with ma boy mahmoud bata
i love bata
same
wanna kiss
ok bata
*makes out with bate*

by kwaramba February 20, 2022

Garth Mario

Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku

Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems

Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku

by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019

Nyan Mario

a LazyTown YouTuber that makes your ears literally bleed with his song covers

Nyan Mario just uploaded the worst song cover of all time go watch

by Nyan Mario December 8, 2019

Mario Mukbang

A gangbang with usually 5-9 Men dressed as a certain plumber who always wears red. The bottom, however, doesn't wear a Princess Peach costume like majority would think. They either wear a Donkey Kong, Bowser, or Toad costume.

D.K:Agh my ass still hurts.
J.M:Why?
D.K:Cus of that Mario Mukbang yesterday.
J.M:Oh yeah that was fun af lmao

by Ped Osmosis January 21, 2021

Mario kid

A 13 year old loves Mario and never Quit Mario

Mario kid: let’s play Mario

by The epic bros October 3, 2020