MacKenzie Widdowson

MacKenzie on the streets, BigMac in the sheets.
Mac likes to spend her time watching Attack on Titan erotica and wanking to nugget porn. She can often be found trying to avoid Elsa Guidon's advances or buddy wanking to pictures of Liam Parker

Elsa Guidon: "Hey MacKenzie Widdowson...Are you part of the McDonald's menu? Cuz I'd love to eat out a BigMac right now."
Mac: "No, Elsa, Fuck off,"

by Louie Bowen hater123 November 21, 2020

Mackenzie

Salt of the Earth. A Mackenzie is just always there for you and someone you can trust. They are easy to talk to and they match and lighten the energy of a room. They are a combination of down to earth, go with the flow, adventure, and excitement. They have their quirks; they will always froth their fizzy drinks to make them flat and they only dry scoop their pre workout. A Mackenzie is undoubtably the best person you will meet and your friendship will click like a puzzle piece. They are the best running partner, coffee date, study buddy, and blackout buddy. They do it all.

Person 1: "I just met the best person ever yesterday."

Person 2: "I'll bet anything her name is Mackenzie!"

by lbs016 June 28, 2021

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is a sweet and loving girl who you will never want to give up. She is also very hot and entertaining. She also loves to play.

Mackenzie is hot everyone knows this

by 2eyedmikeeeee February 26, 2021

Mackenzie

Mackenzie is the school’s head cheerleader and is not rude. She is your best friend and she made you captain of the cheerleading squad once. She has blonde, curly long hair with blue eyes and is pretty tall. The names that I know that fit with the name Mackenzie are Mackenzie Valerie McAlister and Mackenzie Rose Failia.

Kendra: Oh my god, I can’t believe that Mackenzie just made Mia the captain of the cheerleading squad

Makenna: Ikr, Mia, Mackenzie and Valerie are the best group ever and not to mention the most popular!

by valerie🍩🧡 June 27, 2023

Mackenzie

The most sweetest girl to ever live, most perfect in every way and the cutest. As long at it is her everything is perfect and good. This is the most perfect person to ever exist and is the highlight of my days :> There is nothing that I'd trade her for, not even 100000000000 dollars. This girl is so perfect, I just want to kidnap her and force her to make me sandwiches while I scroll dot org in my underwear. I think about her every minute and every hour, without her I would be really sad :< Nothing is more important than her, I love her so much and I would do anything to make her feel better if she is sad or hurt. I am so lucky to know Mackenzie and I will sneak into her house and take her things, she is too perfect. Everything about her is so perfect and I'd never swap any parts of her out. She is perfect how she is and I love her :> I hope that I know her forever and everything will be okay at the end

Mackenzie is so perfect heh

Back down dalit, she is mine bud.

by IlovemyKenzie August 7, 2024

Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range

Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*

by Potential Man April 16, 2024

Mackenzie’s Law

Makenzie’s Law is a rule used to estimate how early one may have a child. It states that the more unfit of a parent someone is, the quicker they have children

Mackenzie’s Law is a scientific fact known to humanity since the dawn of time

by Cwilther February 28, 2024