Suck muscle

Slang term for mouth.

Stop working your suck muscle and get to work, you lazy bastard!

by Professor Rubow December 7, 2011

Pub-Muscle

Extra fat reserves in the stomach region due to an unhealthy diet/beer/lack of exercise/all of the above.

"I'm so fat, look at my beer belly"

"No no no, that's just pub-muscle!"

by emxili September 25, 2011

hoe muscle

when you sex a lot, you're working your hoe muscle.

a hoe muscle is gender neutral.

you can work your hoe muscle in a bed, on a couch, on the floor, etc.

You wouldn't traditionally work your hoe muscle at the gym, but you can.

Damn, do you see that fine piece of ass? I'd work my hoe muscle for that!

That chick did Tom, Dick and Harry, she givin' her hoe muscle a work out!

by nisee January 25, 2013

butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.

I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.

by Sergeant Dornan September 15, 2015

chubby muscle

Opposite of skinny fat. Someone who is looks chubby but is fit and has muscles.

The NFL linebackers are chubby muscles.

by BritStark September 21, 2017

Baboon Muscle

The real name of a popular YouTube bodybuilder who calls himself Kali Muscle.

"Hey, did you see Kali Muscle's new video?"
- "Who?"
"Kali Muscle."
- "Oh, you mean Baboon Muscle. No, I don't watch that baboon prick."

by Janoy Cresva April 21, 2018

Candy Muscle

A term used to discribe the male testicles; genitalia in a sexy way.

Daddy, I need that Candy Muscle"

by Swtpynk December 16, 2018