morning unconstitutional

Deprivation of the God-given right to unload last night's meal.

I'm feeling bloated today. I started the day off with a morning unconstitutional.

by R.H. January 15, 2008

chop the morning wood

Masturbating right after you wake up to get rid of your "woodiness". See morning wood. masturbation

After having a very good dream, Roy chop the morning wood before going to get breakfast.

by Roy-Taichou July 18, 2009

Morning Vista

After having unprotected sex, when you try to take a piss, but it goes everywhere and you have to clean the bathroom.

After I had sex with that prostitute I woke up and morning vistad. It sucked.

by johnny565656565 January 2, 2013

morning wood

When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.

by ytfk dot com November 16, 2004

Morningstar

Morningstar is a divine title name given and bestowed to the musician “Poshmipo” as a reminder of his godly purpose , Morningstar remains the dawn , King of darkness , Arrival of dawn . The indie star 🌟 that shines and illuminate alone .

Lady 1: I can imagine why they dub Poshmipo the Morningstar among the rest of the celebrity stars

Lilith: Lol Poshmipo is the King of all stars , just call him “MORNINGSTAR”

by Morningstar999 February 16, 2021

mornington peninsula

A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'

Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.

by Cook!e February 26, 2008

morningness

A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, unwillingness to talk, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.

"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."

by dragon1037 October 19, 2008