Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.

Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."

by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024

Arbitrary Morality

When things are considered immoral purely based on religious and/or cultural dogma rather than any logical sense of ethics.

Person 1: Loud laughter, homosexuality, and bikinis are sinful!
Person 2: That's arbitrary morality right there.

by PuncherOfTrees August 11, 2023

Moral World Cup

The Moral World Cup is an award given to international cricket frauds, England. They have won this award every year except for 1932-1933, when they used dangerous tactic Bodyline to stop GOAT batsman, Sir Donald Bradman. The name for this award comes from the 2023 Ashes, when World Class fraud Johnny Bairstow left his crease and got stumped by Alex Carey fair and square. Since then England complain about the spirit of cricket, despite World Class English ghost Stuart Broad smashing it to Michael Clarke at first slip and not walking in 2013.

Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.

Guy 1: England are so finished, they lost to the sheep farmers, Afghanistan
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup

by realistpenduhater November 29, 2023

Miles Morales

When you throw poop at someone with your bare hands. Like a brown Spiderman. See. "Spiderman"

I went to check on the patient and I got a Miles Morales to the face.

by ThiccDiccCatgirl July 26, 2022

Moral Cowards

You know, you'd think that if Israeli WEREN'T moral cowards... They would have actually put some boots on the ground and... You know... Fought Hamas... Like... Instead of carpet bombing "Human Shields"

Hym "I mean... They sound like a bunch of moral cowards when you contextualize it like that.... Don't they?"

by Hym Iam October 25, 2023

moral bitch

a bitch( a slutty women) she has just a little self-awareness,knows who is she, knows she is a bitch, but cares a little about the guy she is with

John that girl is a bitch
Yeah I know but at least she been there for me,even after I payed her,she is a moral bitch
True!but she still remains a bitch!

by demetrusz June 20, 2014

Moral fashion

The inauthentic pronouncement of moral positions one does not truly hold or understand in an effort to gain the respect, admiration, and/or acceptance of others. The individual in question may repeat talking points they heard in filter bubbles or stage a meltdown when questioned on anything that reveals an internal contradiction or requires more than a surface-level understanding.

Samantha distrusts others, but promotes socialism. She has no idea what she's talking about. It's all just moral fashion with her.

by bleeping_lifeboat223 October 8, 2024