Michael is better than Nancy
by An amazing person123 July 14, 2019
Get the Michael mug.Michael is a stubborn, sweet, caring, and kick-ass dude. He is the one to tell you not to do that stupid thing you were planing on; he’s the kid who’ll listen to you on a bad day; he’s the kid who sticks by what he says; he’s loyal; he’s the kid that will notice your new haircut when no one else does and says, “hey looks sharp!”; he is the person who beat the shit out of his friends enemies when they go to far
by Mac Miller’s Ghost April 18, 2019
Get the Michael mug.He's just Rawr XD, you know sooooo uwu, kinda likes to nuzzle and pounce on you. Bit of an ohtaku/weeb. Still would fuck cause he got a GIANT DICK.
by Mr_Squares August 22, 2019
Get the Michael mug.Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.
Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael!"
by Le Corbustier. August 26, 2010
Get the Michael mug.A pretty cool guy who is a master of biomed and fucks bitches all the time. Dude gets so much pussy and ass in Gibson, Gleason, NRH, Sol, and so many other places. Is never a tiger on his own time. A true ladies' man, his dick is never lonely.
by MahDick9001 January 11, 2012
Get the Michael mug.A selfish jerk who plays girls and only thinks about himself. He is perverted and just likes to have girls attention. He will tell you he loves you one day and the next break your heart. He is the typical kind of douche that a ton of girls fall for, but end up with broken hearts. He can be sweet and charming, but he has a dark side. Although you may fall for his good looks, you want to stay away from people like him
by Experienced Dude March 17, 2013
Get the Michael mug.michaels are sweet,funny guys,who can come off as irritating but their heart is in the right place they like simple easy things and make great boyfriends.they are so nice and are cool and amazing.you should never let them go.they are life long friends and if possible they will love you forever.
my boyfriend is that kid michael
wow he is just amazing
i know we have been dating for two years.he doesnt eve check ou other girls
thats like a record.you are so lucky
wow he is just amazing
i know we have been dating for two years.he doesnt eve check ou other girls
thats like a record.you are so lucky
by mjkd November 30, 2011
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