An object residng in one's yard proclaimed by the local news or weather service to have the potential to become a dangerous projectile durirg severe weather events or high winds. Common examples include patio furniture and children's toys.
Neightbor 1: "The storm last night sent that plastic chair right through my window."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
Neighbor 2: "One heck of a lawn missile, thats for sure."
by MudkipzInCars January 1, 2012
Get the lawn missilemug. by newby0713 December 9, 2009
Get the Heat Seeking Tuna Missilemug. A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
Get the New Jersey Fart Missilemug. Bro! Did you see the roof in the men's bathroom? There's something brown stuck right up in there!
It was probably Henry. He's been been launching shit missiles again. What a dickhole! Just don't stay in one place too long and you'll be fine.
It was probably Henry. He's been been launching shit missiles again. What a dickhole! Just don't stay in one place too long and you'll be fine.
by Sharts At Will November 15, 2025
Get the Shit missilemug. A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal
by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024
Get the piss missilemug. by on foenams grave October 30, 2025
Get the Missile Chewmug. A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
by LqdAim February 16, 2025
Get the Goon-Missilemug.