A minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite sex, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. fanny magnet). However, those he attracts are not always top-notch muff (qv.)
by Urban Doofus February 16, 2005
Related to lemmings. Democrats blindly, hopenotically, trooping after BO, to their demise, into the sea, leaving behind pre-Obama America. By 2013, few were still afloat, totally hopeless, with no change (left in their pockets).
The dem-mings were hopenotized by the promises from their grinning, arrogant, and egotistical leader.
by TOPICWAQ July 13, 2010
by Howard Chen April 23, 2005
Exm:Asian goddess,angel etc.
"Did you see that girl at the Tiest Rave?"
"yea she was such a ming ling"
"Did you see that girl at the Tiest Rave?"
"yea she was such a ming ling"
by Kyo~ August 30, 2007
A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.
by F Meister May 01, 2006
Trousers or jeans usually worn by middle aged women or sad freaks that come up above the belly button creating a large lump of fat that spreads from stomach to minge emphasising their 'minge gut'(see definition) or creating the appearance of one. Watch 80's music videos or browse the aisles of Marks and Spencers for examples.
Look at that freak in those minge gutsters!
Excuse me, I'm looking for a lovely pair of trousers for my daughter wedding, do you sell minge gutsters?
Excuse me, I'm looking for a lovely pair of trousers for my daughter wedding, do you sell minge gutsters?
by Sarah July 09, 2004
Musically talented, dances really well, cries easily and is sensitive. Likes to keep mini soft toys in her pencil case. Her friends are usually very sporty and cool and share same interests. Any boy she meets falls for her immediately just for her looks and her awesome personality. Shes a night person and is practically always online, horrible sleep schedule. Falls in love with boys with stereotypical names like Brendon, Lucas, Tom and Ryan.
“MING HUI IS SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING!!!”
“Not surprising at all”
“Have u seen that girl thats always escorted by two guys on the bus?”
“Thats definitely ming hui”
“Not surprising at all”
“Have u seen that girl thats always escorted by two guys on the bus?”
“Thats definitely ming hui”
by Ben and Jerry’s ice cream March 01, 2021